[Note: Here are some disturbing and very comical tapes. I'm not sure when exactly these were put out, but sometime after the year 2000. Like most Christian propaganda, it is ignorant, uninformed and spewing misconceptions and hate. These tapes are especially radical in their literal interpretations of all genres of music, especially heavy metal (although Rap, Country and Pop are mentioned).

Let's begin at the beginning: A group of yuppies and a token black man are sitting around a candle lit table. They talk in a modulated sounding, echoing voice, almost robotic instead of the intended demonic, about how music is going to be used to steal souls from Christ. You guessed it, these men are demons! Oh my... anyway, the black man has the most convincingly demonic sounding voice, since everyone knows that blacks are the seed of Satan, right? All of this while 'scary' keyboard music is played.

You have to wonder what sick, perverted bastard edited these men's normal voices into demon-robot sounding ones, and wrote the super-dooper-evil background music. Maybe they should use this piece of music for how evil music is for their next film?

The tape begins by quoting Neil Young "Hey hey, my my, Rock & Roll will never die, there's more to the picture than meets the eye." And the equally ominous and no doubt Satanic quote, also from Neil Young, "Rock & Roll is outta the blue and into the black." Pretty hardcore eh? He is clearly referring to Lord Satan.

Next everyone's favorite topic when ridiculing music or video games: Columbine. The Columbine shootings, that is. First they point out that one of the killers wore a shirt by the band KMFDM, which apparently stands for 'No Pity For the Masses' in German. The band most mentioned when hearing about these slayings though is Rammstein. The host informs us that a few members of this band were 'jailed after simulating male anal sex on stage with an erupting phallis.' Well, that's enough to make anyone kill I guess!

After some Marilyn Manson footage the singer is quoted as saying "Hopefully I'll be remembered as the person who brought an end to Christianity." Wishful thinking I guess.

Next are more interesting quotes, this time of statistics: 'Since 1986 there has been a rise of 1740% of children treated with knife and gun wounds' and '1500 are arrested a year that are under 18 years of age for murder and manslaughter.' I'm sure music had a lot to do with that!

Let's see... next we learn that David Lee Roth of Van Halen recorded a song called 'Yankee Rose' because they are the last words of the Satanic Bible, by Anton Lavey. Huh?!

[Above: The last page of The Satanic Bible. Sure enough, 'YANKEE ROSE', what this means I have no clue. Maybe David Lee Roth is Satan himself!? I'm confused...]

OK, moving on... MTV is 'Satan's vehicle.' No, probably not, but I'll agree that it is definitely evil, in a total crap kinda way. Succubus hell-rocker Madonna did an interview in the LA Times where she is quoted as saying that she's a "tormented person most of the time" and "is possessed by many demons." Of course all of this is taken literally. As if any demon would want to possess her!

The host goes on to compare Brittany Spears and Madonna to the serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Well, I agree with that one. (hehe...)

Did you know that Jimi Hendrix was possessed by demons too? Yep. Even Country Music star Garth Brooks was influenced by Satanic bands and homosexuals. Oh, and Kid Rock is a 'Satanic rapper.' They even show some evil footage of him being driven around the stage in a little clown car. Very ominous!

Next we reach part two after some lengthy preaching ending part one. Part two is obsessed with Aleister Crowley. They proclaim that Crowley is the 'father of Rock & Roll' and even the 'father of modern culture'! Wow! Did you also know that in his book 'Magic' Crowley admits to 'sacrificing hundreds of children'? I wonder how he managed that without being caught? Must be the powers of Master Satan.

Elvis Presley ushered in the Satanic New Age. Where bands like Ozzy, Mercyful Fate, The Beatles, Danzig and even a splash of Deicide are mentioned.

Jimmy Page of Led Zepplin, who bought one of Crowley's old houses, apparently 'slipped' in the words 'Do What Thou Wilt' on the 'run-off matrix' of the LP of Led Zepplin III (the run-off matrix is the part of an LP where you'll notice strange scratchings of numbers and words, after the album ends.) Whether this is true or not I'm not sure, they only showed a bad photo of it and I don't own it. Regardless, who gives a shit?

At this point, I couldn't take it anymore. I had to eject the tape about half way through. Sorry, I know you were looking forward to hearing about the rest.]