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Celtic Frost

[#437]

  • Cold Lake LP

    [Note: In 1988 the world saw the release of Celtic Frost's sixth effort entitled 'Cold Lake'. It would be a stunning monument to homosexuality! Ha! Can you believe the pictures of these guys?! Wow, I'm not sure too many girls were impressed by these pictures, but I'm sure there were a few gay men who were instant fans. Is this the same band that released such greats as 'Morbid Tales' and 'Emperor's Return'?]

    [LP back]

    [In case this stallion needed to be pointed out to you... you gotta imagine, wasn't there someone of any sense left in the band to say 'Please zip up your jeans man, you look incredibly gay.'?]

    [inner LP sleeve]

    [inner LP sleeve - looks like the guy on the right is taking some inspiration from the guy with his pants undone]

    [record label - perhaps the least offensive part of this whole release]

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    [Above: Cassette version - at least the band photo on this is small!]

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    [Above: Morbid Tales (1984)]

    [Above: Emperor's Return (1985)]

    [Above: Tom Warrior in a rather funny helmet]

    [Above: A funny ad by Tom Warrior seeking 'witches']


    Friedrich Nietzsche

    [#438]

  • Piano Music CD/Books

    [Note: Everyone knows Nietzsche's philosophical writings. This brainwashed society even likes to quote a few of his writings, like 'what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger', conveniently forgetting the rest of his writings, many of which are very much against this slave world. But did you know this genius also wrote piano music? Interesting huh? Below is a selections of some of his books...]

    [Below: This rare, limited edition (500 hand-numbered copies) of Der Antichrist was released on the 100 anniversary of the book. This edition is printed on fine parchment-like paper and is illustrated with various drawings (see below).]

    [Below: Opening page of Der Antichrist .]

    [Below: Illustration within Der Antichrist.]

    [Below: Illustration within Der Antichrist.]

    [Below: Illustration within Der Antichrist.]

    [Below: Illustration within Der Antichrist.]

    [Below: Illustration within Der Antichrist.]

    [Below: Closing paragraph of Der Antichrist.]

    [Below: Beautiful deluxe edition of Thus Spoke Zarathustra.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra cover.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra information page.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra illustration.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra illustration.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra illustration.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra illustration.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra illustration.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra fold-out illustration.]

    [Below: Thus Spoke Zarathustra fold-out illustration close-up.]


    Heavy Metal whoredom

    [#439]

  • Compilation CDs for the masses

    [Note: I have often wondered how greats like Paul Dianno of Iron Maiden fame get thrown in with the rest of this garbage? Or the below, poor, poor Ronnie James Dio, in a torture chamber of glam rock!]


    Aileen Wuornos

    [#440]

  • Documentary DVDs/'Monster' film/book

    [Note: Aileen Wuornos went against the statistics in a few ways, she was a female serial killer AND she was put to death. The Federal Bureau of Investigation estimates that there are could be up to 300 serial killers roaming America at any given time. Wuornos was a creature created by capitalism and its low value of human life. It's not surprising that serial killers are a predominately American phenomenon. Yet, one of Earth's most grisly serial killers was born in Soviet Russia (see below).]

    [Above: 2003 film based on the life of Aileen Wuornos]

    [Above: Book based on the life of Aileen Wuornos]

    [Above: These police sketches are usually far off and comical]

    [Communist party member Andrei Chikatilo, Russia's most infamous serial killer, with over fifty victims, many of them children. His crimes spread from Rostov to Moscow.]

    [Chikatilo was kept in a cage during his trial...]

    [In 2004 TLA released a movie based on Chikatilo...]


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