[Note: The last entry of my exploration into the dark world of Yu-Gi-Oh! -- Enjoy, and know that you are not worthy!]

[Above: Note that the Dark King of the Abyss "once had the power to rule over the dark". He doesn't have that power any more because the Des Wombat (above) took it from him in a drunken brawl. Now he is an unemployed Dark King of the Abyss, spending most of his time getting drunk and arguing in online forums.]

[Above: Wait a minute. Dark Ruler Ha Des? Is that supposed to be HADES???]

[Above: Uh... well, I guess all vampires have to start somewhere.]

[Above: Who the hell put a curse on a fig?! Reminds me...
Did you hear about the 100 year old rat they found in the sewer? How do they know it was 100 years old you ask? They found dates in his butt. That joke is about as stupid as this card. Let's move on...]

[Above: Wow, very imaginative! Let's just call this card... people standing next to other... people... or people with those people... or people lots of people people... oh fuck it, PEOPLE RUNNING ABOUT!!!]

[Above: Okay I assume these Two Long Rods are this guy's tails? His tails must be sooooo important that he is actually named after them! Very inventive. Kind of like calling an orange an orange. Or a fly a fly. You can imagine the guy that named them sitting there thinking... hmmm... well it's round... and orange...]

[Above: Why the hell are some of these cards using French instead of English? Des is French for 'of the'. 'Of the croaking'. Makes no sense, but most of these cards don't anyway. Maybe we should call it 'of the grenouille', which is French for frog? Des is very stupid.]

[Above: Oh my...]

[Above: Oh how I wish this worked in real life. I'd print out seven billion!]

[Above: Terrifying!]

[Above: Now this is a cool one.]

[Above: No fuckin' around here.]

[Above: Hmm... it's a close one, but I think I like Mel Gibson better.]

[Above: Ah, the mighty Maji-Gire Panda! You are not worthy! The Maji-Gire Panda owns ye all!]

[Above: I had to look this one up. It is 'A partial shadow between regions of full shadow (the umbra) and full illumination, especially as cast by Earth, the Moon, or another body during an eclipse.' Which of course makes absolutely no sense as a 'Penumbral Soldier Lady'.]

[Above: Ah the Black Luster Soldier... anyone else notice that he is blue!?]

[Above: Tutankhamun would be horrified.]

[Above: 'Patrician of Darkness'? Is that the best you could come up with?]

[Above: I will never look at my trusted abacus the same again!]

[Above: A 'tsurugi' is a Japanese sword. Yet the princess of tsurugi is ready to kick some ass with crystal fists...]

[Above: So the destruction cycle is robot-robot-singing-elf?]

[Above: The Maiden of Water comes equiped with very large flotation devices.]

[Above: Nothing to see here, move along.]

[Above: Where is the sphere? Where is the lady? But who cares, she is so beautiful...]

[Above: Okay, maybe they got the description of the above card mixed up with this one?]

[Above: Alas, our final destiny. Not with a whimper, but a bang. "The warheads will not Rust in Peace".]

[Above: The end of the world. Well I didn't imagine it quite like this, but it's as good as any I guess. When the sky turns into an elaborate table cloth, you'll know the end is near.]

[Above: And finally, after all is said and done, the songs are sung and the wars are done. Silence reigns and behold! DES KOALA!]