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The Beast

[#687]

  • Religious Pamphlets

    [Note: Someone sent me these ridiculous pamphlets as a joke. And believe me, a joke they are, even though they weren't intended to be. But don't take my word for it, read on and see for yourself!]

    [Above: I feel terrible, but I actually agree with a lot of this!]

    [Above: I wonder what level these guys are and how many hit points they have?]

    [Above: I'm pretty sure all of this has already happened, minus the cool vampires and werewolves. And not to forget about the awesome goat man!]

    [Above: Big deal. We have water filters, air conditioners, bug spray, and who gives a shit about the ships?
    I'm sure the Chinese would build us new ships in a day or two anyway.
    And that last part... I'm sure the Palestinians would be very happy to get their country back!]

    [Above: Okay, so I've beat the game? Are you going to tell me the princess is in another castle?]

    [Above: So God is going to send a meth head with a garden sickle?]

    [Above: Backbiter?! ]

    [Above: And God says: "All your base are belong to us".]

    [Above: Like anyone couldn't out run those fat ass demons.]

    [Above: This looks like a prelude to bestiality. And what's this shit about a 'different world'. Sounds like witchcraft to me.]

    [Above: Nosy-ass neighbor! Mind your own business!
    Whoever drew the picture of that horrid-dark-satanic-evil-blasphemous-demon is clearly inspired by the devil and should be put to death.]

    [Above & below: There's plenty more booklets, but let's just call it a night. I'm sure we both have plenty of backbiting to do.]


    Cry of the Wolf/A View into the Abyss/Doom Hauled

    [#688]

  • 'Zines

    [Note: Here's a random variety of 'zines I thought I'd share with you--'Cry of the Wolf' is from 2014, the 'A View into the Abyss' 'zines are from the early to mid-nineties, while 'Doom Hauled' is from 1999 or so. First, and best, let's look at Cry of the Wolf.]

  • Cry of the Wolf is done by the editor of several other underground fanzines--like Der Wehrwolf, The Black Vomit, Goat Cult Perversion, etc..
    This is the first issue. It contains interviews with a few well-known bands like Acheron and Asphyx, but mostly concentrates on less-known bands, among them Iron Youth, Hildr Valkyrie, Hex, Wodulf, Battlelore, Vociferian, and lots more.
    Cry of the Wolf also contains reviews of music and movies and tons of interesting art. A cool 'zine, done by someone who knows good music and has been in the scene for many years.

    [Above & below: Examples of some of the pages of Cry of the Wolf]

    If you are interested in this 'zine, contact:

    W. Wolf
    Postfach 21
    91567
    Herrieden
    Germany

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    [Below: A shameless advertisement for Cry of the Wolf!]

    [Below: Wehrwolves forever!]

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  • A View into the Abyss is a 'zine familiar to most who were around in the scene back in the early to mid-1990s. It was done here in America, in a dark and evil place called Indiana. It included a superb selection of interviews of up and coming black metal bands from all around the world. Bands like Burzum, Havohej, Absu, Mortuary Drape, Grand Belial's Key, Hades, Satyricon, Ancient, Dark Funeral, Mayhem and tons more. The interviews are funny to read now, seeing how immature (weren't we all?!) and young many of these bands were. Afterall, many of the people were just teenagers. Lots of great ads from the time litter the mags as well. I'll update the name of this 'zine to 'A View into the Golden Age of Metal'. A good 'zine, I can forgive the many typos and misspellings, but goodluck finding copies of it today.

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  • I had never heard of this 'zine back in the day. It was a free 'zine out of Canada which boasted a print run of 10,000 copies.
    As you can see, this issue is a Japanese-themed issue. Included are articles of so-called Japanese war crimes, interviews, music and porn reviews, etc. etc.. Also live shows are reviewed, among the shows are rap concerts. What does this have to do with metal? Most of the reviews and interviews are of non-metal bands no one has ever heard of. The reviewer thinks its pretty cool to make fun of black/death metal bands, I have no idea why their labels would even send promos to this mag. Furthermore, why am I even wasting my time talking about this garbage 'zine!
    Black Metal Uber Alles!

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    The Hitler We Loved

    [#689]

  • Book

    [Note: This 121 page book was first published by Liberty Bell Publications in 2004. This book is largely a picture collection of WW2 photos with commentary. It is not only a short story of Adolf Hitler, it also explains why people loved and still love him. It also compares the rotten age in which we live to Adolf Hitler's policies and dreams. A world in which all people had a place, not as slaves to capitalism, but as free men and women, each person doing what they are best at, and in harmony with their destinies. This is a great, inspirational little book, that anyone with a free mind will learn from and love.]

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    [Below: The Hitler We Loved & Why: Once you learn the truth you will never question why...]

    *Photos taken December 4, 2014


    Metallica

    [#690]

  • Stamps from Chad

    [Note: When Chad isn't making stamps honoring the Third Reich, they're honoring the band who should have killed themselves long ago--Metallica.
    At the very least they could have included some early pictures with Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton! Here's a few for next time...]

    [Above: Dave Mustaine of Megadeth era Metallica]

    [Above: Cliff Burton era Metallica. In another dimension the bus that killed Burton didn't, instead it killed the other members, and we're all still enjoying a Metallica that sounds like Kill 'em All! (all except Cliff! Ha!)]

    [Above: uhhh... James Hetfield era Metallica on the cover of a bootleg CD.]

    [Above: Here's a better one from 1985-86. Definitely not the Metallica they'd like to portray today!]

    [Above: Metallica is by far not the only musicians which have flirted with Hollywood 'Nazism', however. Here is a picture of Rock god Jimmy Page.]

    [Above: Then there is always the infamous Lemmy of Motorhead, who had quite a vast collection of German WWII artifacts and wasn't shy about showing his interest in 'Nazism' and National Socialism.]

    [Above: Lemmy of Motorhead.]

    [Above: Lemmy of Motorhead.]

    [Above: Lemmy and his collection of WII German artifacts.]

    [Above: Lemmy and his collection of WII German artifacts.]

    [Above: Lemmy and his collection of WII German artifacts.]

    [Above: Lemmy and his collection of WII German artifacts.]

    [Above: Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols with his infamous 'Nazi' shirt. A recent movie of his life replaced the swastika on his shirt with a communist symbol!!!]

    [Above: The 'King of Rock' himself was said to be enamored with National Socialism.]

    [Above: Then there were the Beatles, whose John Lennon had more than just a passing interest Adolf Hitler and 'Nazism'.]

    [Above: Here's 'Nazidog' of the pioneering Punk band The Viletones. You can read his story here...]

    [Above: A 'Nazi cat' who fared much worse than that above. Typical braindead monsters at work here.]


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