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Komrad Ivan

[#1061]

  • Booklet

    I'm not sure exactly what year this came out, but sometime during the Cold War.

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    This word seems to be made-up. And why the hell does he say 'OPS', do they mean 'OOPS'?

    [Below: 'MONSTE'LL'??? Is this supposed to mean 'MONSTER WILL'? Very odd lingo. Search engines can't even find it. The American Army's lame attempt to be cool, I guess.]

    [Below: Is this how the idiots who wrote this book thought Russians talked? They were probably trying to speak the language of the young men they drafted. 'SLOOPY SLOVACK'S'?.]

    Haunted Houses

    [#1062]

  • Leaflets

    Do countries other than the United States have haunted houses during the Halloween season? I'm not sure. I know a lot of countries use Halloween as a day to remember their dead. Haunted houses were sometimes fun when I was a kid, but I can't imagine going to them as an adult. When I was a young teen I volunteered with some friends to work at one. It was actually very fun. Although we screwed around more than anything.

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    [Below: Front. Who are these 'horror celebrities'??? Oh I see, beside their mugshots are the movies they were in. Although this Robert Mukes guy just shows him in a bear skin. But I don't care anyway, as I don't like any of these new horror movies.]

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    George Corpsegrinder

    [#1063]

  • Infernal Claw Machines

    This is the vocalist for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse, his stage name is Corpsegrinder. Apparently he's been donating the plushies he wins to children's hospitals and other charities. But what's most surprising is how the hell he wins anything from those claw machines. He is said to be an expert.

    German Police

    [#1064]

  • Anti-knife chain mail

    Hahaha! Now we've seen everything. Clown world indeed. What's the saying... "That which is old shall replace that which is new..." I wonder if these stabbing all over Germany are from the peaceful migrants they are flooding the country with?

    [Below: Maybe German police should upgrade to this 19th century Russian bear hunting armor?]

    [Below: The hell with it, German police should just go full Hellraiser and scare the migrants!]

    [Below: The hell with it, German police should just go full Hellraiser and scare the migrants!]

    [Below: Here's a hot new Playstation game coming to a city near you!]

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